Tuesday, June 21, 2011

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

 

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

"You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--00-000 much cheaper. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own... so does she.”

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

CREATION

 

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful at the same time. The wife responded, "Let me explain. God made me so beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you."