UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A Man's Perspective)

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip it out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

Firefighter

A fire fighter was working on the engine outside the stations when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden house tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter said with admiration.

"Thanks," the girl replied.

The fire fighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar, and to the cat's testicles.

"Little partner," the fire fighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

WORDS

 

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day: 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...”

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

WHO DOES WHAT

 

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, " You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the new Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS.'

WOMEN'S REVENGE

 

"Cash, check, or charge," I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally..."

I have a question…

Nagasaki 1945, after the atomic bomb...

 

Nagasaki 2011, following earthquake and tsunami...

QUESTION: What the heck is that arch made out of?