How I Learned to Mind My Own Business

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, “13…….13…….13.”

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting, “14…….14…….14.”