Gonna Be a Bear

IN THIS LIFE I'M A WOMAN. IN MY NEXT LIFE, I'D LIKE TO COME BACK AS A BEAR. WHEN YOU'RE A BEAR, YOU GET TO HIBERNATE. YOU DO NOTHING BUT SLEEP FOR SIX MONTHS. I COULD DEAL WITH THAT.

BEFORE YOU HIBERNATE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EAT YOURSELF STUPID. I COULD DEAL WITH THAT.

WHEN YOU'R A GIRL BEAR, YOU BIRTH YOUR CHILDREN (WHO ARE THE SIZE OF WALNUTS) WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING AND WAKE TO PARTIALLY GROWN, CUTE, CUDDLY CUBS. I COULD DEFINITELY DEAL WITH THAT.

IF YOU'RE A MAMA BEAR, EVERYONE KNOWS YOU MEAN BUSINESS. YOU SWAT ANYONE WHO BOTHERS YOUR CUBS. IF YOUR CUBS GET OUT OF LINE, YOU SWAT THEM, TOO. I COULD DEAL WITH THAT.

IF YOU'RE A BEAR, YOUR MATE EXPECTS YOU TO WAKE UP GROWLING. HE EXPECTS THAT YOU WILL HAVE HAIRY LEGS AND EXCESS BODY FAT.

YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR!!

Thanks to Kelly!